Knock Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who?
There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale
Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
Every moon has a silver lining.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Why did the chicken cross road? Because fuck society that's why
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
Puns that’s how eye rool
I always tslk to my taco before I eat it. One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to Taco bout it
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
Q:What do you call a man in a wheelchair? A: Disabled
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Knock knock . Whos there. Bad joke
Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire
