What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?
Deep fried
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says "Sorry, It was an axe-cident!"
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection."
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
I gave my friends some buttons To bad he couldn’t pull himself together.
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
i glad stephen hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad
What has 5 legs, 3 arms and 7 feet? The finish line at the marathon bombing.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
