Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
Jake Paul
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!