Baby

Baby jokes

Difference

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?

Both of their legs don't work.

Burrito

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

Memes

Boob

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Mom

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Children

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p

Mother

If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

Sex

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

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  • Salad

    What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

    I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

    Fool

    Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

    Because it wasn't born yesterday!

    Calorie

    What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

    About 140 calories.