Q: How do you make a fire? A: Oil and dead babies
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? š
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die
doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
Yo mama so non verbal that sheās Boss Baby
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don Ģt you RECAP on what you said?
what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
The bears came home daddy bear said who's been leading my porridge said who's been in my porch baby bear said never mind about the porridge who knocked the telly
how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.
im shidding still babies are still coming and going
i shidded out my baby then became a fish
