Baby jokes
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Memes
the baby
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.