Baby jokes

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.

-THE END-

This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮

What's small, brown and crispy?

A baby in an oven.

What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.

Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?

Both of their legs don't work.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p

If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?

A. Rape babies.

"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?

"Ah!"

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's the best part of having sex with a baby?

Deep throat and anal at the same time.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.