Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Baby Jokes
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
