What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers...
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
What something the same about a depress kid anda hanger they both like to hang
I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby? A: A clothes hanger
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife then you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there
