Depression

Hangy Boi

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

Closet

Anonymous

Why aren’t there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

Car

Anonymous

What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

Car

Michael H

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

Wind

Michael Antonoff

You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”

Puns

PunGod

I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended…guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger

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