Hanger jokes
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Who left him hanging?
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Community talk
lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more