What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

Why aren’t there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.