Baby jokes
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Baby (DYM 108).
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
I'm alive, baby!
D.K. is back, baby!
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
What did the mom say to the baby?
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...