Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? NO! BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE GAY RAINBOWS IN EQUINE FORM.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!"
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM đź’Ą"
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
What yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Baby Shark be like " It's the END" bruh they dead
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain't no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it's probably weight watchers.
