What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Whats the difference between stephen hawking and a baby both of there legs dont work
me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯
friend : you can have my burrito baby
gay
friend : begins to moan
me : finna hang up
You are stupid you can’t even ride a baby pony
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what does the Peanut butter baby say "Ah"
What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
why can't you fool an aborted baby?
because it wasn't born yesterday.
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Yo mama so fat.COW
what does adam look like the fat ginger baby of boss baby
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw it away
I approached her in the checkout line, and said 'yo baby wassup?'
Mommy why is my name brick??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. mommy why is my name rose??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. Brick walks in "blagudnunag"
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby? A: A clothes hanger
What's the difference between a baby and a salad? I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
