Baby jokes

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!

I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.

Mama milky?

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.

Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!

I'm alive, baby!

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

Why do cows have babies?

They moo-ved together.

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

D.K. is back, baby!

Baby (DYM 108).

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.