Baby jokes
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Louie Fennell.
Memes
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What did the mom say to the baby?
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.