What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
My son
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!