What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Baby Jokes
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
