Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.
What's worse then 10 babies in a truck? One baby in 10 trucks.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
how many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw them
Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? NO! BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE GAY RAINBOWS IN EQUINE FORM.
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
Why can’t the baby cross the road? Walls
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”
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Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
Whats the difference between a baby and putty? You can only eat one.
whats steven hawkings other favorate song steve windwoods just roll with it baby
