Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
They are delicious.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out đ” and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Whatâs the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
I told my dad that Iâm gay he replied ââno your retardedâ,then he went off to kiss a baby
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.
Whats the difference between my basement and my garage one has a pile of babies bodies the other has their heads
