Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between stephen hawking and a baby both of there legs dont work

me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯

friend : you can have my burrito baby

gay

friend : begins to moan

me : finna hang up

How do you paint a wall red?

You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

what does the Peanut butter baby say "Ah"

What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN

if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.

I like my women like I like my microwaves Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her

What's the best part of having sex with a baby? Deep throat and anal at the same time.

what does adam look like the fat ginger baby of boss baby

So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage