Baby jokes
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
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Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
They are delicious.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
"Stupid ass baby."
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.