How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
What’s red and cries? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
Nock nock who’s there boo boo hoo don’t cry baby
Hey I Broke up with ur girl -Me What Why? Wait what? -Me u Facked Her So its ur Baby
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
What do you call a baby with red on it A baby in a microwave
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
da baby
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis.........also sausage and hotdogs too
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What's small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
