What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
"Stupid ass baby."
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
They are delicious.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
