What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
I am a dead baby -end joke-
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
"Stupid ass baby."
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
