What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs... cus there quacks too small
So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle
Person: you suck!!!!! Me: tell that to your mom and she’ll say the same thing, honey 😎
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
Whats the difference between an ophan and a baby
The orpha gets back up
A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered, You breastfeed like this🌬💨
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
BUTTHOLE
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
