A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)