I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
What did the farmer say to the doll? You death baby doll.
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.
What do you call a baby in a blender a baby blender
