New Baby Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

You are stupid you can’t even ride a baby pony

Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol

If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows

off topic but why is the picture in the baby category feet? and nasty feet at that? what am i, dan schneider?

Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .

why do cow have babys the moo-ved together

doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver

What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed

what is a lion call as a baby cocota

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.

whats a baby orphans favourite joke

(when am i gonna see my parents)

Lmao

herishy me lava u why did u leave mee wahh wahh baby sharka doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie...

Little Johnnys neighbour just had a baby he got invited to dinner with his neighbour little Johnnys dad said if. he mentioned ears he will get a spank so Johnny looked in the basonet they were talking about the new baby Johnnys mum said what beautiful eyes that is great said little Johnny. because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses

🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶

Jump in the Cadillac (Girl, let's put some miles on it) Anything you want (Just to put a smile on it) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you Gold jewelry shining so bright Strawberry champagne on ice Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

-Tommyinnit