How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What do you call one baby in 10 trashcans
Chopped Junior!
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India? A. The baby girl
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain't no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it's probably weight watchers.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
me sister said im stupid and im a baby and i said ohh i didnt know we were talking about you
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.
I told my dad that I’m gay he replied ‘’no your retarded”,then he went off to kiss a baby
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall
What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”
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A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “Change the damn diaper you idiot.”
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
I watched the series of unfortanet events 4 times all the shows 4 times, : me -crying - I am trying to finish the rest then my brother comes in and says it is PG, ( parent guidens) after that.... My brother called me a bAby then he pushed me off my bed.😭
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
Somebody’s son said mom my dick has white stuff coming out of it, she said oh good one son so when’s the baby coming
