Spawn jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?

The maternity ward.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."

Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."

Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."

Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"