Spawn

Spawn jokes

Plain

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

Camp

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

Memes

Touch

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

Kill

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Child

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."

Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."

Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."

Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."

Baby

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

Community

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