Spawn jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Memes
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
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1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more
HOW TF HE ALWAYS SPAWNS
No way rapboat spawned like tht