Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.
is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
