What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

What’s better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that…

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage!

What’s the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari

I don’t own a ferrari

Q :What is a babys favorite reptile ?

A : A rattlesnake🐍🐍

What’s red allover and spins at 100mps

Baby in a blender

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs… cus there quacks too small

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

What’s the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don’t have a million dollars laying around my house.

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.

Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch

What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old but then again neither does the baby

why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.

What’s red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave