What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
A baby seal walks into a club....
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut
Babies are healthier
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says don ́t worry there will be a third person in a little while.
Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun, and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
(wow two pregnancy jokes in a row)
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
