What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.

Write a different of onions and dead baby

I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut

Babies are healthier

my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was… his cock

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With doritos

Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn’t know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn’t want it what am i? A: a baby

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor? Nail one hand to the ground…How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor

yo momma’s so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious

Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.

how do you fit 53 babies into a box. first get a blender…

What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.

What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?

A baby playing with a scalpel

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He’s going through a Mid-life Crisis

Knock knock! who’s there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.

How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?

With a blender