Flat

Bri

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

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Born

Anonymous

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

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Tree

Bubbles

What’s better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

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Cry

SDS

I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that…

Difference

Aurora

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

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Difference

Michael Jaramillo

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage!

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari

I don’t own a ferrari

Favorite

soccer baller

Q :What is a babys favorite reptile ?

A : A rattlesnake🐍🐍

Red

Anonymous

What’s red allover and spins at 100mps

Baby in a blender

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Paint

EJ Perez-Garcia

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

Egg

ZeeBot84

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs… cus there quacks too small

Jesus

Unscrewedfish7

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

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Difference

Dreameater69

What’s the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don’t have a million dollars laying around my house.

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Uranus

Anonymous

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

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Roof

Anonymous

What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.

Forehead

Anonymous

Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

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End

Jake

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old but then again neither does the baby

White

Anonymous

why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.

Red

CaptainMuffin9

What’s red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave

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