Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey…have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.

Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!

Whats a word that starts with m and ends in airage and all men like it?

Miscarriage The joke never gets old just like the baby

How do you fit a baby into a shoebox? A blender

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don’t keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan? The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

Oh baby there’s about to be 7 planets because in gonna destroy Uranus

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?

-No more tears.

There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies

What’s better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat

Where’s a cannibals favorite place to eat?

Chilli’s. Because they got them baby back ribs.

Why did the baby cross the road???

Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

What’s better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

what is worst than a baby geting hanged in a tree

that same baby geting hanged in multipal trees

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn’t know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn’t want it what am i? A: a baby

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage!