How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
Yo mama so stupid she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious 🤣
Why did Iran, ran? Iran said "Iran away".
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
Why does your father went away? Cuz he needs da milk
you are like a thunderstorm when you go away like your dad everyone is happy.
Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
Repeat after me..... *Me* You have a weird style.*mom*you have a weird style.*me*un not your mirror*runs away *
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other? Look away in changing
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said
ur hairline is so close to earth, 100 million lightyears away
