A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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What did the other traffic cone say to the other? Look away in changing
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
