Away jokes
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
I should just flush this joke away.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.