Away jokes

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

I should just flush this joke away.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.

What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.