Away jokes
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
How do you get away with murder?
How do you get away with rape?
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!