You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her on the act and gave away my location from the noise
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What did covid say to the American? Nothing it just took its breath away....
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
How do you get away with murder?
How do you get away with rape?
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
