Aviation jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot I ever knew.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?

A: Air Force Juans.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...