Aviation jokes
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.