My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
