Aviation jokes
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.