Aviation jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.

Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot I ever knew.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?

A: Air Force Juans.

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...