Aviation jokes
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.