Aviation jokes

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

When your plane heads for New York...

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.