Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
