Aviation jokes

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.