Aviation jokes
All these jokes are all plane.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.