I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Aviation Jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
