Aviation jokes

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

All these jokes are all plane.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.