Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
