Aviation jokes
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
(The plane) we canโt go over it, we canโt go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Memes
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Time flies by, doesnโt it?
But the plane in 9/11 didnโt.