Aviation jokes
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Memes
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.