Aviation jokes
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Arabians go weeeeee
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.