Aviation jokes
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.