Aviation jokes
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
All these jokes are all plane.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"