Aviation jokes

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the color of 911?

Plane.

What is the fastest way to see 911?

Plane.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.