Aviation jokes
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
"I’m coming for you two!"
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.