Aviation jokes

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the color of 911?

Plane.

What is the fastest way to see 911?

Plane.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.

Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.

You might think these jokes are plane.