My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
You might think these jokes are plane.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
