Aviation jokes

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the color of 911?

Plane.

What is the fastest way to see 911?

Plane.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

You might think these jokes are plane.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.