Aviation jokes
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
lmao why do people think they can fly?
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.