Aviation jokes
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.