Aviation jokes

Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.

Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.