Aviation jokes

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.

Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.