What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
