Aviation jokes
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.