Author jokes
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
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Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.