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Dr. Seuss

Obama · 4 years ago

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Book

CHUCK · 6 years ago

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.

Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.

Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.

Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.

Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.

Oh God By Dixie Rect.

Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.

Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.

Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.

How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.

Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.

The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.

Van

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A collage of six images of vans with absurd or vulgar text or logos on their sides. One van says "APENIS," another "RAPES," another "ANAL SERVICES," another "STARBUCKS SUCKS," another "JERKING AUTHORITY" and the last "ASSDOCTOR. We fix your panos!", with phone numbers next to the words REKKAPESU and RAPES.

Stephen Hawking

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

Autobiography

RapBoat · 2 years ago

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

Autobiography

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Idea

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme shows three different people. The first panel shows J.K. Rowling, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The second panel shows George R.R. Martin, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The third panel shows J.R.R. Tolkien, with the text "Creates a language, feels like it needs a story and writes a book".

Classic

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search results page. The search bar at the top displays the query 'american literature classics'. Below, sponsored results are shown. The first result is a book cover titled 'THE SIGMA MALE BIBLE' by John Russel, featuring a white wolf. Below the title, the tagline reads 'Unleash The Lone Wolf And Master The Sigma Grindset To Achieve Success'. The second result is a book cover titled 'WHEN THE Side N***** CATCH FEELINGS' by National Bestselling Author Jessica N. Watkins, depicting a dark-skinned man with a beard looking away from a woman peering over his shoulder. A third partially visible book cover on the far right is titled 'THE SOUTH WAS RIGHT!'

Nut

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

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A cartoon of a squirrel with a sly smile standing in front of three acorns. Above the squirrel, the words "DEE'S BIG NUTS" are printed in large, bold letters. Below the acorns, the text "Written by Mark Thunder" is displayed.

Meth

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A picture shows a chart advertising crystals for negativity, but someone edited the picture, adding a pile of meth in the middle and the word "meth" at the bottom.

Friend

pessi pluma · 2 years ago

lol

The image is a book cover with a cartoon of a sad-looking, long-necked dinosaur. The text says, "All my friends are still dead." Below the title is "Avery Monsen and Jory John" and "Authors of the national bestseller All my friends are dead."

Chair

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A book cover is visible. The title of the book is "Mein Kampfy Chair". The author is named Adolf Hitler. There is an image of Hitler sitting in a comfy armchair.

Sphere

Willy b · 2 years ago

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Leader

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.

War

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.

Population

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains a text saying: "no diploma but I have this" above a document labeled: "Population and Immigration Authority" and "Refusal of Entry Into Israel".

Greeting

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

Woman

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A vintage comic book cover shows a car flying through the air with a woman driving. A man on the sidewalk exclaims: "Watch out, mister! It's a woman, and she's trying to parallel park!" A man on a bike says "Son of a..."

Community talk

Remorseful Anemones

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bro whoever wrote this is actually not right in the head.

Anonymous

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The hell of uprising

Be fr do u guys hate me or some shit becuz Ethan banned my ass