Attraction jokes
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Like if you think oily men are hot.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
I like your mom naked.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
I'm horny and gay.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.