Attraction jokes

Like if you think oily men are hot.

What's the definition of total chaos?

A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?

“You got nice buns!”

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"

The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I'm horny and gay.

I like your mom naked.

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!