Attraction jokes

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

Like if you think oily men are hot.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?

“You got nice buns!”

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"

The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"

What's the definition of total chaos?

A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

I like your mom naked.

I'm horny and gay.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.