Attraction jokes
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Are you bisexual…
Or are you hellosexual?
You're so hot!
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3