Attraction

Attraction jokes

Pizza

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

Lap

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

Girl

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Memes

Sex

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Guy

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"

The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"

Size

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

Pants

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Sex

If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!

Girl

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

Interview

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...