Attraction jokes
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Like if you think oily men are hot.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
I like your mom naked.
I'm horny and gay.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.