Attraction jokes
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"