Attraction jokes
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!