Attraction jokes

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

What did the dirt say to the embers?

You look smoking hot.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a banana...

because I find you a-peeling!

My mom is a chemistry teacher.

Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.

Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"