Attraction jokes
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Animals are just... so hot!
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
I have a crush on my sister!