Attraction jokes
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I like dick.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.