Attraction jokes
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
I love Bubba girls and yea.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!