Attraction jokes
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
I only trust people that like big butts.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀