Attraction jokes

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

You're really sexy 😉

It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE