Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
You're really sexy 😉
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
