Attraction jokes

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

You're really sexy 😉

Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!