Attraction

Attraction jokes

Bun

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Soulmate

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Orphan

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Memes

Bomb

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Hairline

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

Girl

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Milf

There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.

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