Attraction jokes
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
when u look like this but your the only one it the group that can pull bitches but u straight
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.