Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Attraction Jokes
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
You're really sexy 😉
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
