Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Attraction Jokes
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Pedophiles smell good.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
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When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
