You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
