Attraction jokes
You're really sexy đ
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Iâm not into watching sunsets, but Iâd love to see you go down.
Iâm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
When youâre trying to attract a partner, itâs important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
âYou got nice buns!â
Are you corona? Cuz itâs hard to breathe around you ;)
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)