Attraction jokes
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
You're really sexy 😉
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
I always press the stop button to see you.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.