Attraction jokes
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.