There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Pedophiles smell good.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Eventually find me attractive.
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When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
I wank over Rose Watson.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
