Attitude jokes
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Memes
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
Dad, I hate you!
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.