Attitude jokes
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Memes
we should live by this
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Dad, I hate you!
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?