Attitude jokes

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Me and the boys are cool.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Why are women like diapers?

They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

Be nice.