Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
