Attitude jokes
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.