Attitude jokes
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
I love not much.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.