Attitude jokes
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Your face.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."