What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Me and the boys are cool.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
