Attitude jokes

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Have you ever tried anal bleaching?

It really helps assholes lighten up.

Kid: Hi.

Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?

Kid: Why are you rude?

Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!

How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.