He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Attitude Jokes
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
