Attack jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Memes
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.