Attack jokes
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football