Attack jokes
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11