Attack jokes
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Ummmm 67.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?