Attack jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Allah akbar.
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Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.