Attack jokes
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Allah akbar.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Memes
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.