Attack Jokes

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?

An art attack!

Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack

Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?

health commercials be like:

serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Peter: Jokes on you I don't have a mom. Tony: * having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter we talked about this!!!

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today It dident land well

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Get pranked, bozo!

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.