Attack jokes
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
These are as weak as the towers.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Get pranked, bozo!