Attack jokes
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.