Attack jokes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.