Attack jokes
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Memes
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."