Attack jokes
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.