Attack jokes
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.