Attack jokes

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

Where did Sally go during the attack?

Everywhere.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?