Attack

Attack jokes

Number

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Difference

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Airstrike

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Whale

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

Plane

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Floor

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

Building

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Plane

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Knock

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]