Attack

Attack jokes

McDonald's

  • What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

    One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

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  • Ankle

  • What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

    Their ankles.

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  • 9/11

  • Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

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  • Pizza

  • Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.