Attack jokes

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"