9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
