Attack jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I went on holiday to the coast the other day, and I saw a shark.
I was alright, but I don't think my feet were.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.