Attack jokes

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

I'll rate this a 9/11.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?

Because they got plane.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?

They like pepperoni, not plane!