Attack jokes
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Memes
Whoa, Talent
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa