Attack jokes
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
I'll rate this a 9/11.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."