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Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
everywhere
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
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Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Peter: Jokes on you I don't have a mom. Tony: * having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter we talked about this!!!
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I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today It dident land well
my dad did in the attacks he was the best pilot for pakistan
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
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A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
