Attack jokes

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back!

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

Why can't Americans play chess?

They lost two towers.

What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"