Attack jokes
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."