Attack jokes
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa