Attack jokes
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.