Attack jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.