Attack jokes
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"