Attack jokes
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Memes
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.