What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
