Attack jokes
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.