Attack jokes
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.