Attack jokes
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.