Attack

Attack jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?