A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
