Attack jokes
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.