Attack jokes
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.