Ate jokes
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A "glad-he-ate-her".
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
me when i just ate
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Yan nan ate my salty penis.