Ate jokes
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Memes
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.