Ate jokes
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A "glad-he-ate-her".
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"