Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 ate 9 and 10!
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If jonny ate 29 out of 30 choclate bars what would he have? Diabetus jonny would have diabetus.
Why why was six scared of seven because 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11
Fat bully. That was just the starter now do you want the main course
Me. I dont think I want that because you already ate it
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
i ate all of your mommys orphans
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
I ate nemo
One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2 how many you have left? 0 because you have 20 and and take away 2 you have 0 left.
why is 6 scared of 7, 7 8 9
seven ate nine
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
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Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, it wasn’t a very apealing experience.
