Ate jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.