Ate jokes

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

I ate a man because he was dead!

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

I ate Nemo.

I ate all of your mommy's orphans.