Ate jokes

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Question: Why was "6" scared?

Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I ate a man because he was dead!

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!