Ate jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

I ate a man because he was dead!

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.