Ate jokes
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!