Ate jokes
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.