Ate

Ate jokes

Zoo

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Sandal

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. πŸ€”

Cat

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Shark

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Rooster

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

Starter

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Roblox

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

Number

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Cow

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Butt

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.