how do trees find each other, they log-ate!
What's the difference between, my wife and her sisters? Her sisters ate hotter and I married the grenade.
why is 7 afraid of 8 because he ate 9 10 11
Jamal had 75 candy bars, he ate 65, what does he have now?
Diabetes
im black and i have a dying family in my basement that assent ate in 2 weeks they need help btw its a joke lol
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
Ok so i ate a apple and it tasted good
a random drunk person ate poop but he found out it was liquid...
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
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what is scarier then a pile of dead babies? the bottom one ate it's way out
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A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin? Yeah Helen ate her in the womb.
I ain’t a chicken but I ate a duck before
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
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You know why seven ate nine because 7,8,9.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I said i ate an apple because i was hungry
