At least jokes
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.