Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the π is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of π? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
