What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
