Astronomy

Astronomy Jokes

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)

Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.