_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
what do you call a black hole ? butt hole
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf you are 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
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