Astronomy jokes
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! πππππ
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. π€ π
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.