Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
