Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. π€ π
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
My dog once went to Uranus. πΆπ€£π€£π€£
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? πππ
I love you all the way to Uranus! π€£
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
