Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus is huge
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
uranus is a gas giant
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Uranus is a gassy planet
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
