What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
