Astronomy jokes
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.