Astronomy

Astronomy Jokes

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

Whatโ€™s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?

Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.