What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
Whatβs more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
βDad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?β
No sun.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. πππ
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the π is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of π? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
