Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."
Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
