Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Whatβs the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
