Astronomy jokes
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.