Astronomy jokes
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.