Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
More like your anus.
