How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
i like uranus
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
