🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus is huge
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
